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*hay



*soryy



*I like soup.



*I've been slamming back yogurt like there's no tomorrow.



*What else do you want from me?!?



*Bling Bling!



*I have to go, they're throwing things at me. AHHH! OWWW!



*Stay in school! Or something!



*My mom made me do this.



*Not particularily, Ben.



*This is too much fun to be scared.



*And remember kids, if anyone asks you where Kalan is just say "Kalan fell down the stairs!"



*Hay is for horses!



*There's ADD. There's ADHD. Then there's Jacob.



*There's normal, there's insane, then there's Jacob.



*Would you guys like to see the bidet?



*Wow!! This is just like Christmas!! Only....cheaper.



*Uhhhh.....it's early.



*I'm sure less people would swerve to hit puddles on the side of the road as I walked by.



*Just smile!



*It's actually kind of funny because the first thing I thought about purchasing was a small herd of sheep.



*Opps!, I dropped a quarter! *bends over*



*I just wanted to show Canada that you can rock it old school too.



*My fingers smell like cats and rope.



*Touching...right here.



*Let's get hectic!!



*Remember Canada, don't shave sideways!



*..and eventually we'll take over the world and make all the senior citizens build us a rail road to the galapagos, of which will reside our world president, drew carrey.... i got carried away.



*Sorry guys, Alan's not in the competition anymore.. he got cut a long time ago! (or something along those lines..lol)



*Next to my hand is a meat grinder, this is the next best thing.



*Ive got dance moves coming off of me like skin cells.



*Different strokes for different folks

*"thang" instead of thing