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*I like soup.
*I've been slamming back yogurt like there's no tomorrow.
*What else do you want from me?!?
*I have to go, they're throwing things at me. AHHH! OWWW!
*Stay in school! Or something!
*My mom made me do this.
*Not particularily, Ben.
*This is too much fun to be scared.
*And remember kids, if anyone asks you where Kalan is just say "Kalan fell down the stairs!"
*Hay is for horses!
*There's ADD. There's ADHD. Then there's Jacob.
*There's normal, there's insane, then there's Jacob.
*Would you guys like to see the bidet?
*Wow!! This is just like Christmas!! Only....cheaper.
*I'm sure less people would swerve to hit puddles on the side of the road as I walked by.
*It's actually kind of funny because the first thing I thought about purchasing was a small herd of sheep.
*Opps!, I dropped a quarter! *bends over*
*I just wanted to show Canada that you can rock it old school too.
*My fingers smell like cats and rope.
*Let's get hectic!!
*Remember Canada, don't shave sideways!
*..and eventually we'll take over the world and make all the senior citizens build us a rail road to the galapagos, of
which will reside our world president, drew carrey.... i got carried away.
*Sorry guys, Alan's not in the competition anymore.. he got cut a long time ago! (or something along those lines..lol)
*Next to my hand is a meat grinder, this is the next best thing.
*Ive got dance moves coming off of me like skin cells.
*Different strokes for different folks
*"thang" instead of thing